I almost completely forgot this thing was here. I might have to start using it. Maybe reveal super duper life changing info, or just bitch like I do.

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Snatched from pryateinthecity

You scored as Banshee. You are a Banshee. You stand outside peoples' houses and scream. Then someone dies. Please...shut up. </td> Banshee 50% Alien 45% Werewolf 40% Vampire 30% Zombie 15% Which Supernatural Beastie Are You? created with QuizFarm.com

Acquired from liamgunn

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your own bulletin...along with these instructions.
5. Don't search around and look for the "coolest" book you can find. Do what's actually next to you.

"NOTE; Turner thought Sam Colt a smart man, in that Sam used the SP1629 Backstrap screw to hold on the cutoff on double cavity Colt bullet moulds."

Dixie Gun Works Catalog

It was actually the only sentence on the page.

Today is a special day. Today, I became an ordained minister. I am now officially and legally Reverend Roderick McKinnis. If you need spiritual guidance, my door is always open. WOOT!

W T F I Just Had Some Dip Shit On A Scooter Behind Me At A Light Honk At Me To Go When The Light Turned Green. What Like Me Waiting An Extra Second To Move Is Gonna Slow You Down So Much When You Can Only Do Twenty Miles Per Hour.

Went today to check out the new Borders book store in town. Just like very other book store. Wandering around looking at things and I noticed I grew a fucking tail. And I don't mean the prehensile kind (that would really be cool). some store dick decided that I looked shifty or something and made it his mission to keep an eye on me. So I took him on a 30 minute tour the the goddamn store, constantly looking over my shoulder and acting all suspicious-like. Finally, he must have realized I was fucking him over cause he walked away with out saying a word. So, I got it in my head that I would have just a little bit more fun. I started following him. But my attention span is not too long, so it only lated about 3 mins. Bored with just following him, I walked up to him and asked him where the Japanese dictionaries were. He replied "in the reference section". And my reply "Oh, you mean over there where you wasted a half hour following me???" with a smile. He just got a real "confused" look on his face and said he didn't understand what I was talking about. Thanks anyway and I left. I gotta start leaving my damn turban at home.