Went today to check out the new Borders book store in town. Just like very other book store. Wandering around looking at things and I noticed I grew a fucking tail. And I don't mean the prehensile kind (that would really be cool). some store dick decided that I looked shifty or something and made it his mission to keep an eye on me. So I took him on a 30 minute tour the the goddamn store, constantly looking over my shoulder and acting all suspicious-like. Finally, he must have realized I was fucking him over cause he walked away with out saying a word. So, I got it in my head that I would have just a little bit more fun. I started following him. But my attention span is not too long, so it only lated about 3 mins. Bored with just following him, I walked up to him and asked him where the Japanese dictionaries were. He replied "in the reference section". And my reply "Oh, you mean over there where you wasted a half hour following me???" with a smile. He just got a real "confused" look on his face and said he didn't understand what I was talking about. Thanks anyway and I left. I gotta start leaving my damn turban at home.