W T F I Just Had Some Dip Shit On A Scooter Behind Me At A Light Honk At Me To Go When The Light Turned Green. What Like Me Waiting An Extra Second To Move Is Gonna Slow You Down So Much When You Can Only Do Twenty Miles Per Hour.

Today is a special day. Today, I became an ordained minister. I am now officially and legally Reverend Roderick McKinnis. If you need spiritual guidance, my door is always open. WOOT!