A breakdown waiting to happen

A Picture Share!

2005-05-03T03:46:03Z

Our first date. She looks like she is having fun. Wish I was!

Oh yeah!!!!

2005-04-27T23:06:19Z

Mmmmmm.... Ice cream

Stolen From EBTB

2005-04-05T04:17:05Z

This one is quite long

*TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey*
Name:	Rod
Birthday:	6/8/72
Birthplace:	Flint,MI
Current Location:	Sarasota, FL
Eye Color:	Hazel
Hair Color:	Brown (at least whats left)
Height:	5ft 9in and shrinking
Right Handed or Left Handed:	right
Your Heritage:	Scottish
The Shoes You Wore Today:	work
Your Weakness:	Bleeding edge
Your Fears:	BUGS
Your Perfect Pizza:	Meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Survive
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Thoughts First Waking Up:	yeah, i'm still alive!
Your Best Physical Feature:	like I look at my self and get off... WTF
Your Bedtime:	Getting earlier and earlier
Your Most Missed Memory:	Most of them
Pepsi or Coke:	Mt. Dew
MacDonalds or Burger King:	McD's
Single or Group Dates:	Menage a' whole fucking lot
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	NOOOO
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Chcolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:	Mt. Dew
Do you Smoke:	Been quitting for almost 15 yrs
Do you Swear:	Sailors cover their ears
Do you Sing:	Poorly
Do you Shower Daily:	Yes
Have you Been in Love:	Still am.
Do you want to go to College:	No
Do you want to get Married:	Again? 2 wives?
Do you belive in yourself:	I belive I can fly
Do you get Motion Sickness:	Used to.
Do you think you are Attractive:	like I look at my self and get off... OMG
Are you a Health Freak:	No
Do you get along with your Parents:	I guess
Do you like Thunderstorms:	Yes
Do you play an Instrument:	No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	No
In the past month have you Smoked:	Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	No
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	Yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	EEEWWWWWWW
In the past month have you been on Stage:	All day every day
In the past month have you been Dumped:	Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	Does taking a shower count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	I plead the 5th
Ever been Drunk:	Oh God yes!
Ever been called a Tease:	I don't know
Ever been Beaten up:	Yes
Ever Shoplifted:	Yes
How do you want to Die:	Shot out of a cannon into a flaming stack of midgets
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	Still able to walk
What country would you most like to Visit:	Japan
*In a Boy/Girl..*
Favourite Eye Color:	Not red
Favourite Hair Color:	Dark
Short or Long Hair:	Both
Height:	???
Weight:	???
Best Clothing Style:	Having a style only means you are conforming
Number of Drugs I have taken:	Keith Richards call me a drug addict
Number of CDs I own:	500 +
Number of Piercings:	7... still have: 0
Number of Tattoos:	6
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	Zero
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Die die die!!!!

2005-03-03T22:53:04Z

Sniped from pyrateinthecity

2004-12-15T04:33:25Z

You scored as Pissed at the World Cat. And here we have the next serial killer. Try having some cotton candy, it'll make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, Psycho.

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Pissed at the World Cat

100%

Couch Potato Cat

83%

Derranged Cat

75%

Ninja Cat

75%

Nerd Cat

75%

Drunk Cat

67%

Love Machine Cat

17%

Which Absurd Cat are you?
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Let's try this for a twist...

2004-12-09T21:28:57Z

1. Reply to this post if you want/need me to tell you how much I really DO NOT like you! (If I don't actually know who you are, I'll just start making stuff up, oh wait thats what I'd do for everyone else anyway, so you are not even special in that sense.)

2. Watch my journal over the next few days for a post just about you and why I think you (to borrow a phrase) suck monkey ass.

3. Post these instructions in your journal and give your "friends" a much needed dose of reality and quit sucking up to them!!!

But I have a lovely singing voice??!!??

2004-12-06T21:16:40Z

Snatched from pryateinthecity

You scored as Banshee. You are a Banshee. You stand outside peoples' houses and scream. Then someone dies. Please...shut up.

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Banshee

50%

Alien

45%

Werewolf

40%

Vampire

30%

Zombie

15%

Which Supernatural Beastie Are You?
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Mobile Picture Post

2004-12-04T22:04:11Z

For my mommy

Stolen from...

2004-12-04T16:37:46Z

just about everyone.


tokusatsu is love
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Whats my name, biatch??

2004-12-01T04:04:18Z

This escaped from lior's grasp

My japanese name is 石丸 Ishimaru (round stone) 誠 Makoto (sincerity).
Take your real japanese name generator! today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

Book Worm

2004-11-26T20:54:34Z

Acquired from liamgunn

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your own bulletin...along with these instructions.
5. Don't search around and look for the "coolest" book you can find. Do what's actually next to you.

"NOTE; Turner thought Sam Colt a smart man, in that Sam used the SP1629 Backstrap screw to hold on the cutoff on double cavity Colt bullet moulds."

Dixie Gun Works Catalog

It was actually the only sentence on the page.

I like it on the bottom...

2004-11-26T04:11:02Z

I am a Space-invader.

I will happily recruit the help of friends to aid me in getting what I want. I have no tolerance for people getting in my way, and I am completely relentless until any threats or opposition are removed. I try to be down-to-earth, but something always seems to get in the way. What Video Game Character Are You?

Bless you my children

2004-11-26T00:31:01Z

Today is a special day. Today, I became an ordained minister. I am now officially and legally Reverend Roderick McKinnis. If you need spiritual guidance, my door is always open. WOOT!

[ Mobile Post ]The Nerve

2004-11-25T18:22:50Z

W T F I Just Had Some Dip Shit On A Scooter Behind Me At A Light Hook At Me To Go When The Light Turned Green. What Like Me Waiting An Extra Second To Move Is Gonna Slow You Down So Much When You Can Only Do Twenty Miles Per Hour.

[LJ2ME] Grrrrrr

2004-11-24T17:12:12Z

Anger Building

[LJ2ME] Huh

2004-11-24T17:08:37Z

[Mobile Post]Im Bored

2004-11-24T17:00:05Z

Lunchtime. Sitting In North Port. Beautiful Day And Im Stuck At Work. Only 2 More Hours To Go.

[LJ2ME] Neato

2004-11-22T01:26:48Z

I Can Now Even Post From My Phone. Isnt Technology Wonderful

I am a criminal...

2004-11-21T23:30:07Z

Went today to check out the new Borders book store in town. Just like very other book store. Wandering around looking at things and I noticed I grew a fucking tail. And I don't mean the prehensile kind (that would really be cool). some store dick decided that I looked shifty or something and made it his mission to keep an eye on me. So I took him on a 30 minute tour the the goddamn store, constantly looking over my shoulder and acting all suspicious-like. Finally, he must have realized I was fucking him over cause he walked away with out saying a word. So, I got it in my head that I would have just a little bit more fun. I started following him. But my attention span is not too long, so it only lated about 3 mins. Bored with just following him, I walked up to him and asked him where the Japanese dictionaries were. He replied "in the reference section". And my reply "Oh, you mean over there where you wasted a half hour following me???" with a smile. He just got a real "confused" look on his face and said he didn't understand what I was talking about. Thanks anyway and I left. I gotta start leaving my damn turban at home.

oddduckout @ 2004-11-21T00:17:00

2004-11-21T05:17:43Z

I wanna make an entry sticky... And i dont mean like that